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28 December 2008
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24 November 2008
Timothy Huy is oompalala
My friend Shaun and I were making up new words. We came up with oompalala, it means "this is really good." So at Thanksgiving, if the pie is oompalala, or if one of your favorite nephews is oompalala--then let everyone know!
23 November 2008
Monument Valley Utah
15 October 2008
"I WANT TO BUY A HUMMBUGGER"
I stopped at a Burger King to get a snack. I approached the counter and looked at the menu. The Latino looking individual was ready to take my order. Now we all know that most Latino looking people don't understand English very well.
So as I look over the menu titles like Western Bacon Burger and Jr. Burger, I asked the Latino "what is the name of your smallest hamburger?" The Latino responds, "Hamburger". I said, "yes, hamburger, what is your smallest one?" The Latino said "Hamburger".
I start getting really aggravated that this guy can't understand English. So very sternly I said, "look at your menu, they are all hamburgers, but what is your smallest one"?
The Latino looked at me with disbelief. He was probably thinking that I was dumb and that I didn't understand English. Pointing to the menu board and at the name of his smallest hamburger, he said with a smirk on his face that "the smallest hamburger we have is called the HAMBURGER".
All of a sudden the lights went on. I realized that the smallest hamburger they have is called a HAMBURGER. "Ohhhhh," I said. OK, I will have a Hamburger please. I then proceeded to burst out laughing and apologizing profusely to my new Latino friend behind the counter.
The moral to this story is this: When you want a snack, order something easy like an icecream.
So as I look over the menu titles like Western Bacon Burger and Jr. Burger, I asked the Latino "what is the name of your smallest hamburger?" The Latino responds, "Hamburger". I said, "yes, hamburger, what is your smallest one?" The Latino said "Hamburger".
I start getting really aggravated that this guy can't understand English. So very sternly I said, "look at your menu, they are all hamburgers, but what is your smallest one"?
The Latino looked at me with disbelief. He was probably thinking that I was dumb and that I didn't understand English. Pointing to the menu board and at the name of his smallest hamburger, he said with a smirk on his face that "the smallest hamburger we have is called the HAMBURGER".
All of a sudden the lights went on. I realized that the smallest hamburger they have is called a HAMBURGER. "Ohhhhh," I said. OK, I will have a Hamburger please. I then proceeded to burst out laughing and apologizing profusely to my new Latino friend behind the counter.
The moral to this story is this: When you want a snack, order something easy like an icecream.
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